Which Break Time! sketch is your favorite so far?
Dave & Eli wonder what's become of their favorite TV villain.
Feat. sketch & stand-up comedian Amanda Ohly!
Dave & Eli create a trailer for the greatest movie ever.
Dave & Eli become the finest young detectives in Bayport.
Feat. sketch comedian Eric Stitt, improver Jeremy Briggs, and Sean Townley!
Dave & Eli channel their inner gods for the battle of the century.
Feat. improver Jeremy Briggs and the work of 5SF's Tomm Jacobsen!
Dave & Eli score their own talk show.
Feat. Sketch comedians Jeff Ahern & Richard Van Slyke of ACME!
Eli shows Dave a handy new tool to get him chics.
Dave struggles at coming to grips with the new direction of his favorite franchise.
Dave and Eli encounter the magical charm of Sean.
Feat. Sean Townley!
Dave and Eli find the true meaning of Christmas.
Feat. Sketch comedian and stand up comic Jeff Ahern!
On the brink of death, a roach recounts his life's greatest tragedies and triumphs...
Dave and Eli hold an intervention for their unruly roommate.
Dave and Eli head out on the open trail in search of fortune and manifest destiny.
Feat. comedian Mary Van Luven of ACME Comedy!
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Dave & Eli create a trailer for the greatest movie ever.
New Stuff:
Jun 26 - by BreakTime
Hey friends! We will be having a special screening of our sketch "The Trailer" at the El Cid Short Film Night Wednesday July 3rd! Come over and hang out with us!

8pm Pre-Show Cocktail mixer/Dinn...
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Sketch #11
Apr 03 - by BreakTime

Sketch #11 "The Trailer": Exploding onto a screen near you now!
Sketch #10 has been cracked!
Mar 28 - by BreakTime

It's loads of good ol' fashioned fun! *wink*
Sketch #9 is now officially funkified!
Mar 20 - by BreakTime

Break Time is back with a vengeance! Watch Dave & Eli do battle as glorious gods of Greece!
Sketch #8
Mar 06 - by BreakTime

Dave & Eli explore the paranormal in sketch #8!
Sketch #7
Feb 27 - by BreakTime

"Public Domain" is now streaming in a sub-par manner!
Oscar Pun #3
Feb 24 - by Cory

Those who didn't win an Oscar may be misérables. The only way to continue good work is to pursue a Life of Pi-ety.
Feb 22 - by BreakTime

To celebrate this 2 1/2 day break time, enjoy this legendary Dancing Sean-ness!
Feb 19 - by BreakTime

“A picture is worth a thousand words. So, break time would be a like a gazillion.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
Feb 17 - by Tim Balko

Everybody loves a Porkins.
Feb 14 - by Tim Balko

Feb 13 - by BreakTime

To get you through the second half of the week, here's Dancing Sean! Can you resist his charm?
Valentine's Pun #2
Feb 12 - by Cory

An a-rose-ing Valentine's day means couple-ing lots of fun activities together!
Pun Topic of the Week: Valentine's!
Feb 11 - by Cory

It's Valentine's week, and that means Valentine's puns & pickup lines! Even if you don't love them, you won't have the heart to tell us!
Feb 09 - by Tim Balko

Hope this makes your Saturday night even more special-er!
Computer Pun #3
Feb 09 - by Cory

Pun #3: As much as it bytes and is tera-ble, solving computer problems is alt about keeping tab-s on return-ing issues and maintaining ctrl.
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Pun Topic of the Week: Computers!
Feb 05 - by Cory

This week's pun topic is...computers! Monitor closely and don't be offended if they aren't PC...
Feb 03 - by Cory

Traffic Pun #3: Avoid traffic by: "Braking" habits of taking the major highways, use public transportation if you're not too bus-y, and try walking instead of driving, it's a "free-way" to travel!
Traffic Pun #2
Jan 30 - by Cory

Traffic Pun #2: While traffic "drives" us crazy, it's important to stay mile-d mannered.
Pun Topic of the Week: Traffic!
Jan 28 - by Cory

"Getting stuck in traffic" just got the "green light" for this week's pun topic, and it's something all of us grow tire-d of. (not unlike these puns, I'm sure.)
Jan 27 - by BreakTime

Reason #5 to watch Break Time...
Gym Pun #2
Jan 23 - by Cory

Gym pun #2: Exercise enough, and in the end, it will all work out.
Famous Quote #3
Jan 22 - by BreakTime

“Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them Break Time.” –George Washington
Jan 17 - by BreakTime
For our *almost* launch, an honorary pun: We know trying Break Time is a gamble, but you'll at least "break" even! Ha Ha. *crickets*
Jan 16 - by BreakTime

Break Time is launching soon...GET PUMPED!!
Jan 02 - by BreakTime

Try a Break Time!! Coming to a store near you sort-of-very-soon-ish!
Dec 26 - by BreakTime

Reason #4 to watch Break Time...
Christmas Pun #4
Dec 25 - by Cory

Make sure you've "sant-a" good gift to all your friends this year! #BreakTimeStillSucks

Alright, I think that's a "wrap" on the Christmas puns...

Christmas Pun #3
Dec 24 - by Cory

You must be a Christmas angel of light, because you put me in a "holi-daze!"
Dec 23 - by Tim Balko

Merry LOSTmas to all!
Christmas Pun #1
Dec 23 - by Cory

Christmas is the perfect time for gifts, so let us "present" some Christmas puns and pickup lines! (Just humor us as we humor you.)
Dec 22 - by BreakTime

Break Time is like hard biscuit dough. You KNEAD us badly... #punssuck #breaktimesucks
Dec 22 - by BreakTime

And now, it's "very punny shameless promotional" time!
Dec 21 - by BreakTime
We wish you the merriest of Doomsdays from all your pals at Break Time!
Dec 20 - by BreakTime

Reason #1 to watch Break Time...
Welcome to Break Time!
Dec 18 - by BreakTime
Site is now online! Stay tuned for updates!
The Break Time web site is now online! Stay tuned for our first sketch.
Apr 22 - by BreakTime
With our 12th sketch released, Break Time will be taking a break to gear up for season 2! But fear not, more content released soon!
Sketch #12
Apr 17 - by BreakTime

Sketch #12 is here and looking for payback!
Apr 01 - by BreakTime

Happy Easter! Time for some good food.
Mar 21 - by BreakTime

“Four score and seven break times ago, I saw a sketch about a voodoo doll.” –- Abraham Lincoln
Mar 12 - by The Intern

Everybody has a dream, right? At least that's what I remind myself. Who am I? Just your friendly neighborhood “Break Time!" intern. Ever since I was a child, I dreamed of the bright lights of Hol...
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Feb 25 - by Tim Balko

What's wrong with this picture?
Feb 23 - by Tim Balko

Oscar Pun #2
Feb 20 - by Cory

Though the Oscars are never an Unexpected Journey, it's always a Brave new world for film!
Sketch #6
Feb 20 - by BreakTime

Beware the grave darkness of nerd fandom...Episode #6 is here!
Feb 19 - by BreakTime

Watch "Dancing Sean" now! Try to say no. That's right, you can't.
Oscar week puns!
Feb 18 - by Cory

It's Oscar week, so award winning film puns will be our "Amour"! The jokes will be so bad you'll probably say Arg...O yeah we went there.
Feb 13 - by Tim Balko

Feb 11 - by Tim Balko

New series of exclusive new Iron Man prototypes! Exploring new & improved ways of generating power...
Computer Pun #2
Feb 07 - by Cory

Pun #2: Computers open up new "windows" of opportunity and "drive" people to new heights!
Sketch #4 is now online!
Feb 06 - by BreakTime

Just when you thought Christmas was finally long gone...
Feb 05 - by Tim Balko

Check out what new trendiness is trending...
Feb 02 - by Tim Balko

Once again, we demonstrate how life sucks being a Storm Trooper...
Sketch #3 is now online!
Jan 30 - by BreakTime

Check out "Chronicles of a Dying Roach" here!
Gym Pun #4
Jan 27 - by Cory

Gym Pun #4: Getting the body you want is easy with these tips: weight for the right opportunity, pull up those who are feeling down, and stretch yourself to the limit!
That's all for that t...
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Gym Pun #3
Jan 25 - by Cory

Gym Pun #3: It's hard to make time for the gym when there are so many other "press"ing issues.
Sketch #2 is now online!
Jan 23 - by BreakTime

Check out "The Roommate" here!
Pun Topic of the Week: the Gym!
Jan 21 - by Cory

Just recently started going to the gym again... So this week's topic is gym-related puns to "lift" your spirits!
Tweet pun topic suggest...
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Jan 19 - by Tim Balko

Introducing...Tim Balko's Guard Dooty!
Sketch #1 is now online!
Jan 18 - by BreakTime

Check out Oregon Trail here!
Famous Quote #2
Jan 02 - by BreakTime

“Give me Liberty, or give me Break Time.” – Thomas Payne
Jan 02 - by BreakTime
Hope your New Year's was swell! Resolution for 2013: I will try not to watch as much crap. (Except for Break Time. It has magical crap!)
Famous Quote #1
Dec 29 - by BreakTime

"It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and Break Time.” --George Washington
Dec 28 - by BreakTime

You may not know this, but Break Time's greatness has been prophesied throughout history...
Dec 25 - by Tim Balko

We wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Hutty New Year!
Dec 23 - by BreakTime

Reason #3 to watch Break Time...
Christmas Pun #2
Dec 23 - by Cory

Hey, wanna join me for some Christmas drinks back at my place? I've been "stocking" you for a while...
Dec 22 - by Tim Balko

Stay tuned for graphic ridiculousness!
Dec 21 - by BreakTime

Reason #2 to watch Break Time...
Dec 20 - by BreakTime

Break Time makes the frontier look good...